...if you’re a newbie or fresh outta the woom - a

freshman with thoughts of conquering the world,

don’t count on it, dude. You’ll croak long before.

I know. I’m a Near Death Experiencer, baby.

Nothing on earth you need; everything’s in the

realm where I’m going. Everything. This earth is

only a proving ground to see which eternity; this

lifelong demise is as fleeting as a nasty flea which

jumps into the C onfused N ews N etwork. Solution: